The office

Win6a7 galby mayitin feek khaleeh.. ya 7ay galbin 6a7 oo ya 7ayah il mout..

9a7 ilsanik ya faza3..

The other day kina bil mahboula starbuckss me and a few friends having coffee.. we left at around 10pm ila ib dakhlat these transexuals.. awalshay i thought they were whores.. then staw3abt ina they're guys o they were wearing black wigs tasree7at wilthalith labis 7jab ili fee strass!!! OMG that was hilarious.. o they had no self esteem ya3ni we were staring at them o ga3d i6al3on 3al arth.. ksaraw kha6ry..

I had the juiciest dream ever ams... I dreamt i had sex with matthew maconaughey!!! He was surfing at the beach o fajaa we started getting it on on the beach.. then we moved inside to this room.. and he had a "concert" apparently in 2 hrs but we didnt want to leave the room.. it was actually really reallly hot.. When i woke up i was about to die.. LAISH 7ILM!!!! Woke up, got dressed and got to work but i still have a big smile on my face..

HAVE YOU EVER?!
Bungee jumped: Yeah it was amazing
Used someone: sadly yes
Had bloody nose: too many times
Played truth or dare: haha yeah and did some pretty crazy shit too
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: Nah
Been in a physical fight: yesss
Knocked on wood: Eee
Broken a bone: of course
Broken the law: in every single country

LAST TIME
Laughed and why? 2min ago, my colleague offered me almonds cuz according to him they make us "smarter" typical palestinian
Cried and why? Yesterday, was talking about a sensitive subject (the ex)
Hugged someone and whom ? 2 days ago, my best friend Queen B
Recieved a call and from whom ? an hour ago, a friend
Used a pen and what did wrote ? Half an hour ago, signed some papers
Lied and whats the truth ? Told someone that i missed them when i didnt :P they asked me i didnt wana be rude
Recieved a message and from whom ? Just now, this guy
Took a shower: Last night
Put make-up on: This morning
Ride a bike: So long ago but im going out in the harley this weekend wohoo

RIGHT NOW
Eating: Listening to the infamous married to 2 grls man :P lets call him 3ajaj
Thinking: what im gona eat
Watching: pc screen
Listening to: lifehouse-watever it takes
Feeling: restless as usual
Wearing: Royal blue dress, red heels
Waiting for: Work to finish
Hating: That i have nothing to do
Missing: my B's
Loving: 3ajaj, he just offered me cake :P
Worried about: hamada, this guy ive been seeing that broke his leg
Planning: to walk around in a bit
Annoyed with: the chaos going on around me

MENTION TWO THINGS THAT
Make you happy: Feeling productive + just sitting with my B's
That you're obsessed with: Neatness + nails
Make you sad: Change + hopelessness
You hate: traffic + hot weather
You're doing: music + reading blogs
You like to eat: chocolate cake + kitco salt and vinegar
Smell Bad: tuna + indian armpits
That we probably dont know about you: hate it when people touch my toes
That you did today: drank orange juice + came to work early
That are dangerous: Playing with people's emotions + smsing while driving
That you're good at: too many :)
That hurt: Betrayal + Losing someone u love

RANDOM
Tell us something your "3ax el nas" about: no matter what time i sleep, i always wake up at the same time
Can you play any instruments? used to play the clarinet
List four things that you are less than 3 meters away from: my fone, my bag, my glasses, glass of water
Have you ever been told you look like someone, if yes, who? My sisters, my bro, the mother and the father
Are you enjoying this tag? Nah
What bad habits do you have? laziness, procrastination
If you could have one day being the opposite gender, what would you do ? go to the gahwa oo shalay ib ni9 il lail oo ma6ar il fayer oo 7adag etc etc its a long long list
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: too many..
What's your current Habba Song? if i were a boy-beyonce..
Any last words? Inshala